you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
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This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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