HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
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when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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