just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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