she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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