whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
It's never too late to be topless.
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Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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