I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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