Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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