Don't you send me to vm
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
