I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.