I CAN MOONWALK!
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot