when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?