uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
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i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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