I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I'm having to shit out rocks
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