After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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