yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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