I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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