Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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