i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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