I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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