Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
honey bunches of taint.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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