Dual....:-)
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Randomize
