votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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