That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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