Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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