The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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