But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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