it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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