First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
He kissed a someone with a penis
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
