Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Randomize
