drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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