Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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