Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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