thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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