So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I am naked and annoyed.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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