please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
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I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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