Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
My vagina is very pro this idea
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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