in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Randomize
