well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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