I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Come share oat with me in your robe
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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