Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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