Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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