I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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