Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
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what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize