Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
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No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
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He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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