..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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