About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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