I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
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Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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