What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
