talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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