im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
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Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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