What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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