If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
just tell him i said nine months
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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