The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
