Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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