ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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