She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
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My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
last night I used snow as a chaser
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