Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
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