Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
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no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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